Why Girls HATE The Game of Thrones

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Some articles Inspire you, some amaze you, some fill you with wonder, some force you to think, and then there are some like this that gives you cancer.

Now, I am always up for freedom of speech and to each his own, but the said article offended me, not because of what it said, but what it implied. Just because I like the Game of Thrones, I would not want to force other people to like it too, neither do I expect everyone to like it. I get that there are some aspects of the show that does not make it everyone’s cup of tea.

I would not have any problem if the author has said this is Why I do not like the game of thrones, heck, if the reasons given did not put me down, I would not have minded the generalization of all women too.

Here is why the said “Journalist” lists why she thinks all women Hate the game of thrones (Here points in Bold).

Game of Thrones ranks somewhere on the Girl Dislike scale between NASCAR and that National Geographic show where the guy sticks his hand in a catfish’s mouth. But why does she throw so much shade? If you just can’t understand why we’re intent on harshing your medieval buzz, here are some telltale clues.

Because, you know, why would a girl be interested in animals and cars? That’s such a boy thing, right? Have you ever, EVER met a girl who would prefer watching National Geographic over soaps? Huh? *Shifts eyes nervously, quickly changes the channel to nearest mainstream soap while changing the Ferrari wallpaper on the laptop of pretty hearts, butterflies and flowers one*

  • We hate gross things. Know what’s gross? Screwing your sibling.

Seriously, it’s not like they kept it a secret and killed people who came to know about it, so that they are not publicly shamed. It’s even not that when people came to know, they nullified the claim of the king and five new claims to the thrones were made putting the lives of everyone in dangerNah, the show just puts these ‘gross’ things as they wanted to, nothing to do with the story line.

  • It’s hard to follow. Brilliantly developed storylines are great, but whipping out a dry erase board and Venn diagrams to figure it all out isn’t our idea of a good time. Unless we’re talking about soap operas. Those are perfectly fine.

Because our pretty little heads cannot handle so much information, right? How can people expect us to remember so many characters and strategies and the houses and which person belongs to which house andhang on, my pretty little head is already spinning with too much information overload. Seriously though, the show writing people should have some consideration for us and create stories like this is a boy, this is a girl. Boy met a girl. Both fell in Love. Happy ever after. Do not they know that anything more complex than that cannot get in our heads? Seriously, how inconsiderate :/

  • It reminds us of the kids that used to play magic cards in the cafeteria. And people who go to Renaissance festivals. Eating a giant drumstick and drinking out of a goblet is cool, just not every Sunday night for three months straight.

Let’s get this straight, everything nerdy belongs to nerdy boys. Girls can never EVER like nerdy things. Period. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, GOT, all belong to nerdy uncool men who wear specs and behave differently.

Seriously, do not people know that already? Creating all these magical, complex worlds where people are strong and go on amazing adventures, riding dragons, going on quests, fighting for kingdoms, going to magic school is totally uncool.

  • It’s all naked chicks. In addition to the actual ladies of the night on the show, there seem to be a lot ofunofficial ladies of the night on the show. This is why guys love it, we get it, but we can do without seeing topless wenches in loin cloths.

Of course guys watch it for all that, why else would they be interested in the show? Who cares for strategy, sword fighting, mind numbing twists?

(Let me stop being sarcastic for a little while, and agree that while there is such scenes in the series, the books portray nudity (both male and female) only when it is needed. Like you come to know of your brother in law’s death and sister running for her life with a few month old son, you care about them more than what you are wearing..back to sarcam..)

  • Dudes get their hands chopped off. And their nipples. And their balls. Really? How is it that you guys like this again?

Seriously, why do they like this? It is not that people die or get killed in real life. Real life is all about eating candy can dancing. Right? Murders, thefts, rapes, all just happen in such horrible horrible series, not in real life, why then would they show such things?

But most likely, if she doesn’t like Game of Thrones, it’s probably because she doesn’t watch it. Lots of women who watched the series from the beginning actually enjoy it. It’s the ones who piggyback for the occasional episode that hate it the hardest. Here’s how to convince her to give it a little Sunday night love:

  • Tell us about the romantic crap. Yes, latch onto that one fraction of a second in that one episode that made her go “awwww.”

Duh-hThat is all that goes in our pretty little heads, romance. Seriously, how in the world you thought we would be interested in the fight of the five kings and how they try to get to the iron thrones? Why would be care who wins and who dies, when we can awwwww for the budding romance?

  • Downplay the incest thing.

Seriously, downplay it. You cannot expect it to go in our closed minds why Renly and Stannis claimed the throne to be rightfully theirs or why a certain wolf lost his head or why lady Lysa wants the certain lion’s death.

  • Tell her about Sir Loras. Girls love gay guys.
Have you ever come across a homophobic female?
  • Assure her that Peter Dinklage’s character is a Boss (and don’t bring up the thing about his disproportionately big wang.)

Because obviously we do not have a mind that is cultivated enough to see who is the “Boss”. We would need you, our men in shining armor..oh damn I forgot men in shining armor is Uncool nerdy termjust men then, to tell us who is the boss and what is happening in the story because..ah, our frail little heads.

If all of that fails, you can always distract us with Mad Men. Girls may hate Game of Thrones, but we love Don Draper.

Didn’t you know girls watch ‘manly’ shows only for the men in the show? huh.

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Ok, I’m done.

Seriously though, what’s worse about this is that it was written by a female, yes no doubt there are frail pretty little things but it’s wrong to potray as all as such idiots that too on such platform. :(

Fraudster: A Book Review

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Author: RV Raman

Fraudster

Book Blurb:

Illicit finance, high stakes crime and vicious manipulation come together in this story of corruption, greed and treachery among corporate India’s black sheep. Arresting, fast-paced and written by an insider from the corporate world, Fraudster will keep you on your toes till the very end.

Review:

The book is everything the blurb promises.

It is fast paced, complex storyline dealing in the complex labyrinth of corporate banking and finance. The book exceeded my expectations.

Three separate deaths, and one hacking attempt, that too in the first fifty pages! The book does an excellent job showcasing the polities and the inner workings of high end corporate India. There are parallel storylines that merge in the end, is what makes the book such an engaging read. The focus was more on the hacking part, than the murder part, which is better as the author’s experience working in the field, made it a better choice.

What I really liked about this book was how simplistically the author weaved, not only an extremely complex storyline, but explained the inner workings and jargons of the banking and financial industry, without deviating from the plot, so that the readers know exactly what is happening and how important the data security is.

I felt the book had a very ‘Jeffrey Archer; feel to it, with its high end intelligent story line.

Do I recommend it? 

Yes, especially to those who love thrillers and mysteries. If you like authors like Dan Brown, Jeffrey Archer or Ken Folliet, pick this book up, you will not be disappointed.

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Song of Ice And Fire Series #2: A Clash of Kings: Book Review

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Author: George R. R. Martin

A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, # 2)

Book Blurb:

The Seven Kingdoms of Westeros are plagued by civil war, while the Night’s Watch mounts a reconnaissance force to investigate the mysterious people known as wildlings. Meanwhile Daenerys Targaryen continues her quest to return to and conquer the Seven Kingdoms. All signs are foreshadowing a terrible disaster that is to come.

Review:

This is the Second book of the Song Of Ice And Fire Series (Review of Part one here)

The plot is really taking off, there is much more details in this book than the previous one. We come to know about the history and the different religions and what each religion signifies.

The war has finally started, which makes this story much more darker than the first part. Every one calls themselves the King, and no body gives a damn about the people.

The characterization has strengthened, we know more things about the old characters. In this book Danny, Tyrrion, Catlyn and Arya have the major changes in their lives and are the most interesting to read about.

The book is also converted into the season two of the ‘Game of Thrones’ series, but I preferred the book story to the TV adaptation, as I felt that the adaptation had too much unnecessary objectification of females. The book portrays both genders equally, and the concept of modesty is tested equally for both males and females, but the TV version just ignores the male parts and multiplies the female shots. In the book, there is nudity, but it makes sense, like the character (both males and females) have just gotten up, and receives some news or needs to do something that is much more important than clothes, but that is not the case in the TV version.

Overall I am loving reading the series, and have already gotten all the books!! Looking forward to read them all.

Check out the trailer for this book series:

Eleanor & Park: A Book Review

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Author: Rainbow Rowell

Eleanor & Park

Book Blurb:

Two misfits.
One extraordinary love.

Eleanor… Red hair, wrong clothes. Standing behind him until he turns his head. Lying beside him until he wakes up. Making everyone else seem drabber and flatter and never good enoughEleanor.

Park… He knows she’ll love a song before he plays it for her. He laughs at her jokes before she ever gets to the punch line. There’s a place on his chest, just below his throat, that makes her want to keep promisesPark.

Set over the course of one school year, this is the story of two star-crossed sixteen-year-olds—smart enough to know that first love almost never lasts, but brave and desperate enough to try.

My Review:

This book is just AMAZING! I fell in love with the story, the characters and just about everything. There were places where I was covered in so many warm, fuzzy, sweet feelings, I had to put down the kindle and just remind myself that this is happening in the book and not to me, so swooning so much will not make this come real. <3

Both Eleanor and Park are amazing. I have read about thin girls falling for perfect guys, thin girls falling for not so perfect guys, not so perfect thin girls falling for not so perfect guys, even brainy thin girls falling for perfect guys, but this is the first time I read about an overweight girl falling for a thin guy.

This book does so much for body issues. I feel every girl should read this book, for understanding that people can like you and want you even if you do not have the magazine perfect body and branded clothes. It is your thoughts and actions that matter, and the one who likes you truly, will accept you 100%, your eccentrics included.

I loved the way the romance flourished, the awkwardness, and the fact that they bonded over books and music, it was just too perfect for words, it was just so adorable! <3

The character development has just been so amazing, how we come to know both Eleanor and Park as they knew each other. I loved Park’s family (especially his mom).

I am sorry that this is more of a gush fest than a review, but I have so fallen in love with the book, it has created a special place in my heart.

I did not want the book to end like that, could we PLEASE have a sequel? PLEASE???? I want to know what happens, do not end like this, I want to know, I want MORE of Eleanor and Park.

Rainbow: Shades of Love: Book Review

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Author: Aman Jassal

Rainbow - the shades of love

Book Blurb:

Love = Sex? Love+Sex=? Love-Sex=??? Sex-Love=????

This is not a book to teach you about love or how to get a beautiful girl to bed, rather it reveals how bad things can get if you don’t set your priorities right. It’s a story about the most explored life aspect ‘ Love’ ‘Sex’.

YUVI, a pleasure seeking boy, falls victim to the same notorious life facet called love. Simran’s beauty sweeps him off from his feet and he leaves no stone unturned to seek her special attention.

As he falls in love, he also sleeps around with all the erroneous girls, and when his fate threatens to take his love down, he promises himself to stop all of this and come out of the wreckage But then, his past deeds come back to his present, and that tears his life apart. What follows is an uneasy course of getting his love back on board.

The story reveals the life of today’s youth, their friendships, feelings, priorities, and ineptitude to handle relationships while not forgetting their turmoil between the two critical facets of life: LOVE & SEX.

Love makes the world go round Or is it Sex? Based on real life experiences and tea time gossips

My Review:

This is a debut book by Aman Jassal, where the protagonist falls in love with Simran, but is continually unfaithful to her.

Let me start off the review with what I liked about this book:

I liked the way the book ended, I would have been disappointed if it had ended any other way. I believe in the end Simran took the right decision. Unlike other authors, he chooses to give a realistic ending to the story than going for a fictional romanticized one.

The PG setting brought back some fun memories of my PG days.

But, the book had more cons than pros.

Too many spelling mistakes, grammatical errors as well as errors in sentence construction. It seemed like the book had never passed through any editor’s hands. Even the most basic spellings were wrong in many places.

The characters were one dimensional and too stereotypical. The author made many sweeping generalizations like all men talk only of women and beer or all women’s purses are too full of stuff, etc etc. I would have liked to know more about the characters instead of how many women the men thought about, and how women were beautiful.

I do not buy the way Yuvi and Simran meet. I do not think that any girl would be so stupid to fall in love with a stranger, who gets hold of her number and sends her random messages telling her how smitten he is by her. It was just too far fetched.

Though I was intrigued by the concept of using each colour of the rainbow,  I felt the author felt short of justifying it in the story.

(I thank Aman Jassal for sending me the copy of this book)

Good and Evil: Book Review

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Two Sides of The Same Coin

Author: Awdhesh Singh

Good and Evil: Two Sides of the Same Coin

Book Blurb:

Why are people not good? Why do people lie and cheat? Why is there so much corruption in this world? Why is the media filled with only the negative news of crimes, murder and rapes? Is there nothing good that is happening in this world? Why is the present generation most frustrated despite being the beneficiary of the rapid growth of material comforts and prosperity? Why are we bored despite having electronic media to entertain us 24X7, social networking sites to connect us to all our friends and electronic media and internet to help us know everything that is going on in this world?

My Review:

This book presents a very interesting array of Ideas. Just like the other books by the same author, here also very interesting concept is presented in simple English.

The argument of the importance of criminals in the society was surprising, yet, made me think and nod in agreement.

Mr. Singh says that good and evil are not two different entities, but are coexistent, one cannot survive without the other.

An excess of everything, even good, would be detrimental to the society’s growth. A civilized society is better off with equal amount of both good and evil.

Very Interesting concept indeed.

Some of the anecdotes very repeated from the previous books, though, which made it a bit repetitive, but all in all a very good read.

(A big Thank You to Dr. Awdhesh Singh for sending me the copy of the book :) )

Finding Me: A Book Review

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Author: Mischelle Knight

Finding Me: A Decade of Darkness, a Life Reclaimed: A Memoir of the Cleveland Kidnappings

Book Blurb:

Michelle Knight was kidnapped by Ariel Castro and suffered imprisonment and appalling abuse for the next ten years. But it was not until two other girls, Gina Dejesus and Amanda Berry were also trapped in the house that news of the missing girls, all from a close area in Cleveland, Ohio, came out. When they were finally released in 2013,the world at large was shocked. How, in a modern society with high-tech communications, could three teenage girls simply disappear? Michelle tells her gruelling, yet riveting story in honest, clear prose that is difficult to put down.

My View:

I cannot review this book, simply because how can I review experiences of another person?

I had blogged about the Cleaveland kidnappings here, along with Mischelle’s interview.

The book goes into the depth of what went inside what is now dubbed as Ariel Castro’s “House of Horrors” and how one man trapped three girls in a way that no one knew where they went for ten years.

The book has Mischelle’s recollection of how she survived the most horrible things and not giving up even in the most extreme circumstances.

Hers is a story of hope in the face of dispair, courage in the face of extremism and having a will to keep on living even when everything is lost.